Aubree woke up early this morning just bawling. Here's our conversation:
AUBREE: Mom I did something really bad (sobbing)
ME: What?!
AUBREE: I stole Hannas bone (hanna is our 8 year old neighbor)
ME: Please explain (you can imagine what is going through my head!)
AUBREE: In the summer we found a dead horse's jaw bone and me and Hanna buried it and then when she left I dug it back up and hid it in my drawer.
ME: (trying not to laugh or throw up!) As long as you realize what you did was wrong and you never do it again (meaning don't ever hide a dead animals body part in the house!) then its okay.
So then she goes and gets it and it is seriously half of a jaw with teeth still intact of what looks like a very large dog. And it has been sitting in her drawer for 6 months!!!! Our house is right next to a farm and they are always playing out there. Not anymore! Are you kidding me!!
Oh my gosh! Did you completely freak out? That girl keeps the funniest things. Oh and by the way, my dr. appointment is on Tuesday : ( eww.
ReplyDeleteWOW! Gross! Did hanna get her bone back?
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